I'll tell you a story now strange it may seem
Of Hitler the ? astonishing dream
He lay in a coffin a forgotten cast
And found that his passport to heaven ? last
But still up to heaven Old Hitler went straight
And proudly he goosestepped to the Golden Gate
But the angel on guard said in a voice loud and clear
Said on your way Hitler you can't come in here
Old Hitler replied at least you are civil
I suppose that means I can go to the devil
But Satan said Boys I'm giving you warning
I'm expecting Old Hitler the Nazi this morning
Now Adolf was listening and shivered with fear
Oh Satan, Oh Satan, the poor fellow cried
I heard what you said while standing outside
Please give me a corner, I've nowhere to go
But Satan cried a thousand times no
He kicked old Hitler's paradise and he vanished in smoke
And just at that moment he ? awoke
He was lying in bed all covered with sweat
Yelling Dr oh Dr, the worst night yet
I can't go to heaven I know that quite well
But it's damned ? lines to get kicked out of Hell
