There's a bloke who hears the wireless
He goes outside the wire
His news is quite authentic, I know he's not a liar
The news he heard this morning came from the BBC
The bulletin I'll tell you is what he told to me
For the sixth time in succession Heir Hitler throws it in
The Russians are advancing, there's chaos in Berlin
The war is at a standstill there's civil war in France
The Japs are retreating, they haven't got a chance
Wavell up in Burma is doing very well
Although he's still retreating he giving Nippon hell
The Yanks have taken Java, Sumatra won't be long
We've occupied New Guinea, that bit I might have wrong
Churchill in a broadcast said in 1944
Old England will be ready to wage a major war
The Dagoe's down and beaten, Rommel's on the run
He's fighting round Bengazi the war is good as won
Peace terms have been submitted we'll all soon be released
And be home about Sept if this bloke can be believed
This news he heard this morning came from the BBC
And the bulletin I've told you is what he told to me
